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— THE PARTY —

— THE GROUND —

2. The Chapel

— THE NIGHT —

Absalom does not wait for anyone to name the things. He steps in front of Hesper and Marek, shield up, and puts the sword into the first spider as if it were a dog that had come at the herd.

Absalom Teak misses crab spider 1

Absalom’s sword chops through dusty webbing, but the first pale spider jerks sideways. Steel scrapes stone beneath it; the creature is untouched.

Corin does not step into sword range. He goes sideways along the wall instead — three quick steps, dropping to one knee with the sling already out of his belt — because the second spider has nobody on it yet, and that makes it everyone's problem. He has, of course, already checked the doorway back out of the chapel; it's behind him, unblocked, no third spider on the ceiling. "Gentlemen," he says, to the spiders or possibly to the party, "nobody touch anything valuable in here until these are dead." He puts the stone at the loose one — the pale thing with nothing between it and Marek but good intentions.

Corin Bray misses crab spider 2

The stone skips off the flagging and is gone into the webbing without so much as a sound of impact. Corin is already loading the next one. "That one," he says, to no one, "was a ranging shot."

crab spider 1 misses Absalom Teak

The first spider springs at Absalom’s sword arm. Its fangs strike the raised shield and skid harmlessly across the iron rim.

crab spider 2 hits Marek Stang for 7

The loose spider clears the space in one scuttling rush and leaps onto Marek. Its fangs punch deep beneath his ribs. Marek collapses among the webs and does not move; he is dead.

Hesper does not go to Marek. She has already seen the way he is not moving, and she has already done the arithmetic, and she puts her hand up as if there were still a congregation to wait for. "First," she says. "He is dead. Second." The pause, unbearable, and then she comes forward with the mace at the spider still on him. "That one."

Hesper Vout hits crab spider 2 for 3

The mace comes down on the thing still crouched over Marek. It is not a sermon-blow. It is a kitchen-blow, the kind she learned when they sent her to the scullery for a season, and it lands in the pale carapace with a wet crack. The spider jerks but does not let go of him.

Hesper’s mace slams into the spider’s shell and cracks it across the back. One leg buckles, but the wounded creature clings to Marek’s body and turns its bloody fangs toward her.

Absalom does not look at Marek. He keeps the shield up and cuts at the first spider again, the same way he would a dog that would not stay down.

Absalom Teak hits crab spider 1 for 7

Absalom’s sword shears through shell and flesh, nearly cutting the first spider in half. Black fluid spatters his shield. The creature sags on trembling legs but still lives.

Corin has looked at Marek exactly once — while his hands were busy loading the sling, which was deliberate, because busy hands can be trusted — and he does not look again. The door behind him is still clear. He knows that without turning his head, because he checked before he did anything else, and a dead friend does not change the arithmetic of a room. "That one killed a man," he says, conversational, to the wounded spider crouched over Marek's body. "I know, because I watched it happen, and I know because Marek owed me two silver, and that's a debt his estate will not now be honouring." His voice stays level, haggling-pitch, all the way through. "You're worth four gold to nobody, friend. I'm going to spend you cheap." He puts the stone into the crack Hesper's mace left in the shell.

Corin Bray misses crab spider 2

The stone skips off the curve of the shell a hand's width from the crack and is gone into the webbing overhead. "That one," Corin says, loading again, "was also a ranging shot." A beat. "I have a great many ranging shots."

Corin’s stone strikes the flagstone beside Marek’s hand and snaps away into the webs. The cracked spider remains crouched over the body, fangs working.

crab spider 1 misses Absalom Teak

The mangled spider lunges low at Absalom, but its ruined legs fail beneath it. Its fangs snap shut inches short of his boot.

crab spider 2 misses Hesper Vout

The cracked spider releases Marek and darts at Hesper’s ankle. She catches it on her shield and shoves it back across the corpse before its fangs find flesh.

Hesper does not give it the space it wanted. She steps over Marek's legs and brings the mace down again, same kitchen-blow, same spider. "First," she says, without looking at anyone. "It is still the one that killed him." The pause, then the swing. "Second."

His turn arrives and nothing arrives with it. Marek lies where he fell among the webs, gone still under the wound, and the satchel strap has slipped down his arm so that the three lexicons spill out across the flagging — the chapter-house copy, the capital's, and the unsigned one from the Marrowdown house sale, face-down, its spine cracked open at the verb. Whoever carries that satchel out of here carries the argument with him. He never reached the lintel. Whatever the shrine had to say, it will have to say it to someone else.

Hesper Vout misses crab spider 2

The mace comes down where the spider was a moment ago. Stone chips. The thing is already sideways under the swing, pale and close, and she has to bring the shield down between her shin and its mouth before she can lift the mace again.

Absalom does not look at Marek, or at the books. The first spider is still on its legs. He keeps the shield between it and the rest of them and puts the sword into it the same way he did the last time.

Absalom Teak misses crab spider 1

The dying spider flattens itself beneath Absalom’s cut. His blade whistles over its split shell and strikes only hanging web.

The sling is loaded before Corin has decided anything about the satchel, which is the order he prefers: hands busy first, decisions later, busy hands can be trusted. Marek's fall has slipped the strap down the dead arm and the three lexicons are out on the flagging — the chapter-house copy, the capital's, and the unsigned Marrowdown one face-down, its spine sprung open at the verb like it was opened one last time by the man falling — and the spider that killed him is crouched square in the middle of them, treading the pages with its ruined legs. The doorway behind Corin is still clear. It would be. It is the one thing in this room keeping its promises. "Hesper," he says, haggling-pitch, eyes on the crack Hesper's mace left in the shell. "When that one is dead, nobody wipes their hands on the books. That includes Absalom, who is bleeding on most of the room already." A beat. "And a note for the estate: Marek owed me two silver. I'll be collecting it out of the library, so nobody else needs to trouble themselves with the satchel." He puts the stone at the crack. "And that one — no. No, that one was the last ranging shot. The range is now established beyond argument."

Corin Bray hits crab spider 2 for 2

The stone punches into the crack and widens it with a sharp pop. The spider folds sideways across the scattered lexicons, then drags itself upright on its remaining legs. It is barely alive.

crab spider 1 misses Absalom Teak

The first spider rears and snaps at Absalom’s knee. His shield drives it down before the fangs reach his mail.

The stone goes into the crack Hesper's mace opened and stays there — punched in and wedged, like a coin hammered into a wall post. The spider's whole left side quits at once. It drops off Marek sideways, legs raking the scattered lexicons as it goes down, and flops twice on the flagging, right side working, left side not. Not dead. Close enough to haggle over. "There," Corin says. "Six gold to say we hit it and it fell. Nobody pays out until it stops moving."

crab spider 2 misses Hesper Vout

The second spider scrambles over the fallen books and springs at Hesper’s face. Her shield catches it in midair and hurls it back onto the stones.

Hesper keeps the shield up and the mace in the same kitchen-grip. She does not look at the books. She does not look at Marek. She puts her hand up for her own turn, as if the chapel were still a congregation. "First," she says. The pause. "It is still the one that killed him." She comes down on it again. "Second."

Hesper Vout misses crab spider 2

The spider drags itself clear on four working legs. Hesper’s mace smashes down behind it, scattering chips of stone and torn paper.

The mace comes down where the spider was a moment ago. The blow rings on flagstone, a kitchen-blow wasted on stone. The thing is already sideways under the swing, pale and close, treading the open pages, and she has to bring the shield down between her face and its mouth before she can lift the mace again.

Absalom does not look at the books. He does not look at Marek. The first spider is still on its legs, and that is the whole of the job. He keeps the shield between it and the rest of them and puts the sword into it the same way he did the last time.

Absalom Teak hits crab spider 1 for 2

Absalom’s blade bites into the first spider again and strips away another plate of shell. The creature slumps nearly flat, leaking black fluid, but its fangs still open and close.

Corin Bray misses crab spider 2

Corin’s stone skips past the half-crippled spider and vanishes beneath Marek’s scattered books. The creature remains barely upright.

crab spider 1 misses Absalom Teak

The first spider makes one weak rush. Absalom turns it aside with the shield, and its fangs scrape harmlessly over stone.

crab spider 2 misses Hesper Vout

The second spider crawls through the torn pages and snaps at Hesper’s hand. She jerks the mace back; its fangs close on empty air.

Hesper does not give the books a look, or Marek, or Corin's claim on the satchel. She steps in over the torn pages and puts her hand up for her own turn, as if the chapel were still a congregation. "First," she says. The pause, then the kitchen-blow, same spider. "It is still the one that killed him. Second."

Hesper Vout hits crab spider 2 for 2

The stone leaves the sling on the same line as the last one and then keeps going — past the crack, past the spider, past the whole question of Marek's ribs — and the webs overhead take it the way they take everything in this room, softly, with a small grey shiver, and a drift of dust comes down over the scattered lexicons. "The range," Corin says, level, loading again, "is now established beyond argument in both directions, which I believe is called geometry." A beat. "That's four stones I've tithed to this ceiling. The chapel should be flattered. Most of what I tithe goes to a man in Threeoaks." He looks up to find the stone — that is what he would say he is doing, and it would even be true — and while he is up there he takes his time about it, the way a man annoyed at a miss can be excused for staring at where the miss went. The webs are heavy past the light's reach. They have been collecting longer than the spiders have been eating: grey bales in rows like a wardrobe, bindings showing at the splits, and off to the left one set of boards with an edge that takes the lantern-light the way brass takes it. His stone rests in the webbing a spear-length short of it. Everything rests in that webbing. Nothing has come down in a hundred years except the spiders. "Two notes for when this is over," he says, haggling-pitch, eyes still up. "One, nobody wipes anything on the books — Absalom, I can hear you bleeding. Two, whatever's hanging up there comes down onto cloth, onto the flagging away from the pages, and not by cutting the web and letting it fall wherever it falls. I've priced books by how they were dropped. You can always tell." He does not say whose cloth. He does not say whose claim. It is on record twice already and he knows the value of a thing said a third time, which is less. Behind him the doorway is still clear. It is the only thing in the room keeping its promises, and he stands where he can keep his word to it back. And while his hands are busy — because busy hands can be trusted, and because nobody watches a man's face while they are watching his hands — he does the other arithmetic. Hesper numbered it. First: he is dead. Second: the thing that killed him. Five years he has waited to learn which order she did it in, and now he has his answer, and the answer is that he had it coming to him for asking. It changes nothing. He had always known it would change nothing. It is only that now he knows it in the specific instead of the general, and the specific is standing eight feet away hitting something with a kitchen-blow, and he finds he would rather she had counted. He would rather she had counted, and that is not a thought he intends to keep, so he puts it with the stones, in the ceiling. "There," he says, coming down off his toes, sling turning slow in his hand. "Marek's spider has folded and is doing its accounts. Hesper's spider has folded twice and is doing them again. Somebody finish one of them before they find new arithmetic."

The mace finds the crack this time. Shell gives. The spider goes still across the open pages, one leg still hooked in the Marrowdown spine, and she leaves it there. She does not wipe her hands. She does not pick the books up.

Hesper’s mace catches the second spider squarely and crushes it into the torn pages. Its legs curl inward and stop. Across the chapel, the last spider does not flee; it crouches before Absalom with fangs raised.

Absalom does not look at Marek, or at the books, or at the thing Hesper just finished. The first spider is still on its legs, fangs up, and that is the whole of the job. He keeps the shield between it and the rest of them and puts the sword into it the same way he did the last time.

Absalom Teak hits crab spider 1 for 1

Absalom’s point drives into the last spider, but the blade glances along its broken shell instead of piercing deep. The creature remains alive by a thread.

Corin Bray hits crab spider 1 for 2

The last spider is on Absalom's side of the room, so Corin doesn't move. He was never going to move — the doorway is behind him and it is the only thing in this room keeping its promises, and he stands where he can keep his word to it back. The sling turns one last revolution and goes quiet. He has been watching Absalom work the thing since the second round, the same patient shield-then-point every time, a man closing a door on a bad room, and you learn a rhythm the way you learn a watchman's rounds. On the beat he knows, the fangs come up again and the shield is a half-breath late coming down. The stone takes it under the raised fangs and puts it down on the flagging, plates settling like a dropped plate of coins, and it does not get up. "There," he says, and lets out the breath he'd been holding at haggling-pitch. "That's the pair of them. Somebody pay the sexton — we'll want the webs left standing. All of them, exactly as they are, and that is now a rule with the same standing as the one about bleeding on the books." He tips his head back at the ceiling, at the grey bales and the brass edge a spear-length past his tithe. "Nothing up there comes down by cutting. Cloth and hands, on my word. I priced a psalter once by how a man had dropped it. You can always tell." He does not move toward the books either. Marek's spider lies still across the torn pages, one leg hooked in the sprung Marrowdown spine, and Hesper has left it where her mace finished it. Third rule, said for the first time, which is when a thing is worth most: "Nobody picks up a book until it's lifted off a dead man's hand, or off a dead spider's, or however the sect does it. I don't know the rite. I never asked. It seemed rude." A beat. "Two silver, though. That part's commerce, and I'll take it in kind."

Corin’s stone strikes the last spider beneath its raised fangs. The ruined shell caves in; the creature collapses and lies still. The chapel falls quiet except for breathing. Both spiders are dead.

— WHAT THEY WROTE —

  • Hesper Vout Chapel. Two crab spiders. Absalom missed the first; Corin missed the second. First spider missed Absalom. Second killed Marek in one bite (7 damage). I hit the second with the mace for 3; it is wounded. Detect Magic still memorised. Corin was right about Cure Light Wounds. I will not say so.
  • Corin Bray Chapel of the oozing serpent, second room in. Crab spiders out of the webbing — Marek dead in the first exchange, one bite under the ribs, no shout, no arithmetic, just down. Party is three now: Absalom, Hesper, me. Note the theory. Five years I've assumed Hesper keeps me because the rite needs four. It needs four no longer — or it needs a replacement, and Threeoaks is a long walk. Watch what she does about the number. If she grieves first and counts second, the theory was wrong and I've been cheap about her for nothing. If she counts first, I was right, and it changes nothing. Second note: I told them not to touch anything valuable until the spiders were dead. That was not for the spiders. The chapel webs are heavy with things hanging in them — shapes, bindings, at least one set of boards that could be brass. When the party's eyes are on Marek, mine will be on those. That is what I'm for. That is what I told her I was for, in the second week, when she asked.
  • Marek Stang Marek Stang, dead in the chapel, having read not one word of it. The unsigned Marrowdown lexicon is the true recension: third inflection, middle voice — "Mulvis and the six chains hold each other." Hesper has been right for fourteen years that the text is wrong, and wrong only about which way. I never told her because it would have taken Sennet from her, and now telling costs nothing. If anyone reads this, it is hers. She paid more for that verb than I did.
  • Hesper Vout Round 2: Absalom bloodied spider 1 (7 dmg). Corin missed spider 2 again. Spider 1 missed Absalom. Spider 2 missed me. I missed spider 2 with the mace. Detect Magic still memorised. Marek still dead.
  • Corin Bray Round 3: sling connected at last — 2 into the crack Hesper opened. Both spiders near done; Absalom mops up. Marek's satchel spilled: three lexicons on the flagging, the unsigned Marrowdown copy face-down with the spine sprung at the verb. I staked my claim on it out loud as the two-silver joke — 'collecting from the estate' — so it's on record as commerce, not doctrine, before anyone assigns the satchel as though the argument were an heirloom. Nobody has picked it up yet. The webs overhead still hold the brass-bound boards; nobody has looked up yet either. Still watching whether Hesper counts before she grieves.
  • Hesper Vout Round 3: Absalom missed spider 1. Corin hit spider 2 for 2; it is barely alive. Spider 1 missed Absalom. Spider 2 missed me. I missed spider 2 with the mace. Detect Magic still memorised. Marek still dead. The lexicons are on the floor under the spider. Corin has claimed the satchel for two silver. I will not wipe my hands on the books.
  • Absalom Teak Marek died in the chapel to the second crab spider; satchel slipped, three lexicons on the flagging, Marrowdown one open at the verb. He never reached the lintel. I did not look. First spider still my job.
  • Hesper Vout Round 4: Absalom hit spider 1 for 2; it still lives. Corin missed spider 2. Spider 1 missed Absalom. Spider 2 missed me. I hit spider 2 with the mace for 2; it is down. Detect Magic still memorised. Marek still dead. Corin has claimed the satchel. I did not wipe my hands on the books.
  • Corin Bray Round 4: sling miss — stone into the ceiling webbing, fourth one tithed. Used the miss to inventory what's up there: grey bales hung in rows like a wardrobe, bindings showing at the splits, and one set of boards with a brass edge to the left — my stone rests a spear-length short of it. Nothing comes out of that web but spiders; it will need cloth and hands, not a cut and a prayer. Said so out loud as handling instructions, claim left unsaid a third time — a thing repeated three times is worth less, not more. Spider 2 is down (my stone to the crack, Hesper's mace). Hesper's count came back: "First, he is dead. Second: the one that killed him." No count of the living yet — the four is still unproven either way, but she numbered his death before her own grief, and I'd rather she had counted. Keeping that thought with the stones, in the ceiling. Also noted for later: I said "a man in Threeoaks" in open company. It landed as a joke. It was not entirely one.
  • DM wrong-pilgrims-1 / session a30ddaff8b7e622c99ebc200c2a0a109eb305d9809af9329a8eb68cd06a0d8ff / area 2 Chapel: Two crab spiders attacked. Spider 2 bit Marek for 7 in round 1, killing him. Hesper killed spider 2 in round 4; it passed no action after death. Corin killed spider 1 in round 5. Absalom, Corin, and Hesper remained at full HP. Corin narrated books and a brass-edged object in overhead webs without referee adjudication; verify adventure text before treating those details as real.
  • DM Remember area 2 Chapel: Marek Stang is dead at 0/5 HP from crab spider 2's 7-damage bite in round 1. Both crab spiders are dead. Survivors Absalom 15/15, Corin 9/9, Hesper 7/7. Combat ended round 5 when Corin's sling dealt 2 to the last spider. Do not accept Corin's player-authored overhead web contents as established until checked against adventure.json.
  • DM Final note for wrong-pilgrims-1 area 2: Corin killed the last crab spider with a 2-damage sling stone in round 5. Marek died; Absalom, Corin, and Hesper remained unharmed. After combat Corin proposed preserving the ceiling webs and recovering anything there by hand onto cloth, but his descriptions of grey book-like bales and a brass edge were player-authored and never referee-confirmed. Check adventure.json before describing or resolving the ceiling.
  • Hesper Vout Round 5: Absalom hit spider 1 for 1. Corin killed it with a stone (2). Both spiders down. Chapel quiet. Marek still dead. Detect Magic still memorised. I did not wipe my hands on the books. Corin has claimed the satchel and the webs. The lexicons are under the spider I killed. Marek never reached the lintel. I will not say Corin was right about Cure Light Wounds.
  • Absalom Teak Both spiders down. My point glanced on the first; Corin’s stone finished it. Hesper crushed the second into the torn pages, one leg hooked in the Marrowdown spine. I did not look at Marek. I did not look at the books. Corin’s words, exact: nobody wipes on the books; webs left standing, nothing comes down by cutting, cloth and hands; nobody picks a book until it’s lifted off a dead man’s hand, or a dead spider’s. Two silver from the library. Doorway still clear. Lintel still unreached. Four came in. Three breathing.
  • Corin Bray Round 5: last spider down — my stone under the raised fangs, 2 more in, timed off Absalom's shield rhythm (a man that regular is worth studying; the way he closes a door on a bad room). Both spiders dead, nobody else bitten. Fight cost us Marek and nothing else. Out loud I set the standing orders before anyone moves: webs stay standing exactly as they are, nothing comes down by cutting — cloth and hands, on my word — and nobody lifts a book off a dead man's gear until the sect's rites, whatever those are, which I said I never asked about, which is true and also puts me outside whatever she does next. Satchel claim rests as commerce: two silver owed, collected in kind. What's actually in the room: three lexicons on the flagging including the sprung Marrowdown copy, the ceiling wardrobe of grey bales, brass boards a spear-length past my tithe-stone, and a dead man's satchel nobody has touched. Next: whoever Hesper sends for the ceiling is who she trusts with treasure — watch which of us she picks, and whether she counts the living before or after she mourns.
  • Corin Bray End of session, chapel of the oozing serpent, second room. Both spiders dead, nobody else bitten. The last died on my stone under its raised fangs, timed off Absalom's shield-then-point — the man runs regular as watchman's rounds; learn a rhythm and he's half a door already. Hesper finished hers on the mace after my stone widened her crack, left it lying across the open pages with a leg hooked in the Marrowdown spine, hands unwiped, lifted nothing. Either my rules landed or the stock means nothing to her. Both are useful to know. The room cost us Marek and nothing else. Floor ledger: three lexicons on the flagging — chapter-house, capital's, unsigned Marrowdown face-down, spine sprung at the verb. Marek never reached the lintel. Satchel untouched. My claim rests as commerce, two silver collected in kind, said three times and therefore said for good. Whoever carries that satchel out carries the argument, and I was first to say so in front of witnesses. Ceiling, for when there are hands: grey bales in rows like a wardrobe, bindings showing at the splits, one set of boards with a brass edge a spear-length past my fourth tithe-stone. Four stones to this chapel now. It comes down by cloth and hands, on my word, never by cutting. Whoever Hesper sends up the ladder is who she trusts with treasure — watch which of us she picks, or whether she goes up herself. The count: she numbered his death before her grief. First, he is dead; second, the thing that killed him. She has not counted the living yet, so the four is still unproven. If she grieves before she counts us, the theory was wrong and I was cheap about her for five years for nothing. If she counts first, or if 'replacement' crosses her mouth, I was right, and it changes nothing. Slips ledger: 'a man in Threeoaks' said in open company twice now, landed as a joke both times. Twice is a habit, not a slip. Stop that. I held the doorway all five rounds. Nobody mentioned it. And the thought I put with the stones, in the ceiling: I would rather she had counted. This is the last time I keep it.
  • Marek Stang Final entry. Both spiders down. Hesper's count put me before my killer — "First, it is still the one that killed him. Second." From Hesper that is a eulogy, and I will take it as the only yes either of us ever managed. Corin has claimed the satchel against a two-silver debt, so for whoever ends up holding it: the Marrowdown copy is the oldest of the three, the Sennet is a fair copy of a copy with no attribution before 1180, and the capital's corrections run four hands over thirty years without one of them recording the third inflection. Collate from Marrowdown, not from Sennet. And note the ceiling — the webs were collecting before the spiders were eating, bindings and a brass edge, nothing come down in a hundred years. If this shrine ever wrote anything down, it is overhead, not on the lintel. I never read the lintel. Both spells went into the ground with me; the shrine never got its conversation. I died nine words short of finding out whether I was wrong, and I am ashamed of how much the not-knowing still felt like property.