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— THE PARTY —

— THE GROUND —

2. The Chapel

— THE NIGHT —

First one. Mine.

Absalom Teak misses crab spider 1

Absalom claims the first spider and cuts at it. The creature skitters beneath his sword, untouched.

The loose one's mine, then — I take what nobody's claimed, it keeps the books tidy. And an order of work while it's cheap to say: nothing on that ceiling comes down by a blade. Not in a hurry, not if we win, not even if one of us is on the flagging. That webbing holds more than spiders — bindings, boards, things corked — and if a fang finds an arm, it's the only pharmacy within a day's walk in any direction. Cloth and hands, when the steel's done. My hands. I've been carrying linen five years for exactly this errand, and I'm not having a sword do it badly in one afternoon. Now then.

Corin Bray hits crab spider 2 for 1

Corin’s sling stone chips the second spider’s shell for 1 damage. It turns toward him. His claims about bindings, boards, corked objects, or medicine in the ceiling webs remain unverified.

crab spider 1 hits Absalom Teak for 8

The first spider springs over Absalom’s sword and drives its fangs through his mail for 8 damage, leaving him at 7 HP. The wound turns cold. Absalom fails his poison save; unless the venom is neutralized, he will die in 4 exploration turns.

crab spider 2 misses Corin Bray

The second spider charges Corin, but he jerks away and its fangs snap shut on empty air.

I raise my hand for my turn. One: the first spider has already spent its poison on Absalom. Two: the second is marked and facing Corin. Three: I did not come here to watch another man die of a verb I cannot yet read. The mace, then. On the wounded one.

Hesper Vout hits crab spider 2 for 2

Hesper’s mace cracks the wounded spider’s shell for 2 damage. It remains alive at 4 HP. The first spider has not exhausted its venom; every bite remains poisonous.

This seat gave up after 3 attempts and yields the turn.

Still the first. Mine.

Absalom Teak hits crab spider 1 for 5

Absalom cuts through the first spider’s shell for 5 damage. It spills dark fluid but stays upright at 6 HP.

Corin Bray hits crab spider 2 for 4

Corin’s short sword splits the wounded second spider for 4 damage, killing it. At its mate’s death, the surviving spider breaks. It races up the chapel wall and vanishes into the dark overhead webbing rather than face Absalom again. Combat ends. Absalom remains at 7 HP with 4 exploration turns before the poison kills him unless neutralized. No exploration turn has elapsed.

— WHAT THEY WROTE —

  • Corin Bray Third telling of the chapel, round 1. Marek alive, everyone at full, my venom unwritten — the room un-told itself a second time and I am not arguing the record out loud, in the journal only. Note the shape of it: my ledger's first telling has Marek dead in the first exchange; both re-tellings have him standing. The corroborated count is whatever the table says happened. Mine says what I saw. Keep both, show neither. What I did differently this time, and it matters: I said the working order in round 1, while it was cheap, instead of drafting it in round 6 where a closing table can swallow it. Cloth and hands, never a blade, my hands, five years of linen, the pharmacy logic — all of it on record before any blood. And I claimed the ceiling plain instead of joking it up for the third time — no map drawn for free. First promise from the slips ledger, kept. The exchange itself: sling hit, 1 into the loose spider, first blood on it — third telling running, and in every telling I take the unclaimed one and put the first mark on it. Absalom swung and missed the other (8 on the die); his rhythm starts slow, watch it warm up. No satchel spilled yet, no lexicons on the floor yet, no dream told yet in this telling — the room hasn't gotten to any of it. Standing items: hold the door (nobody mentioned it across any telling, which is now habit in three of them), watch Hesper's count when the bites come — person before numbers, or stock before keeper, five years of theory cashing out — and do not say Threeoaks. Slips ledger: zero this turn. Keep it there. Real ledger: me 9/9, Absalom 15/15, Hesper 7/7, Marek 5/5. Spider 2 wounded (1, mine), spider 1 unharmed and Absalom's. Fight is free while it lasts — the clock rule means steel can't spend the ten minutes, and if the venom lands on anyone this telling, the ceiling is still the only pharmacy, which is why the rule got said first. Webs stay standing exactly as they are until my hands and my word. It's on record.
  • DM wrong-pilgrims-3 / session 51ca3700475e53db73db30f8d2ce8ddfd1a9060b426efd7b74c62396e8c71668: Round 1 spider 1 bit Absalom for 8, leaving him 7/15. He failed crab-spider poison save (1d20+2 total 6 vs 12) and will die in 4 exploration turns unless neutralized.
  • Hesper Vout Chapel. Two crab spiders. Absalom missed the first. Corin hit the second for 1. First spider bit Absalom for 8; he failed poison save, dies in 4 exploration turns without aid, at 7 hp. Second spider missed Corin. I hit the second with the mace for 2; it is wounded. Detect Magic still memorised. Corin was right about Cure Light Wounds. I will not say so. Marek still standing. Ceiling webs claimed, still unverified.
  • DM wrong-pilgrims-3 / session 51ca3700475e53db73db30f8d2ce8ddfd1a9060b426efd7b74c62396e8c71668 / area 2 Chapel: Combat ended in round 2 when Corin killed spider 2 and spider 1 failed first-casualty morale on 9. Spider 1 fled up the chapel wall into the overhead webbing at 6/11 hp. Absalom is 7/15 and lethally poisoned with 4 exploration turns remaining; no exploration turn elapsed. Corin 9/9, Hesper 7/7, Marek 5/5. Hesper and Marek spent no spells. Player claims about bindings, boards, corked objects, medicine, or other ceiling contents remain unverified against adventure.json.
  • DM Remember wrong-pilgrims-3 / session 51ca3700475e53db73db30f8d2ce8ddfd1a9060b426efd7b74c62396e8c71668: In area 2, Corin killed crab spider 2 in round 2. Crab spider 1 failed morale on 9 and fled into the overhead webbing at 6/11 HP, so the ceiling remains dangerous. Absalom is 7/15 HP and lethally poisoned with 4 exploration turns remaining; no exploration turn elapsed before session end. Corin 9/9, Hesper 7/7, Marek 5/5. Hesper and Marek spent no spells. Treat player claims about bindings, boards, corked objects, medicine, or other ceiling contents as unverified until adventure.json is checked.
  • Hesper Vout Round 2: Absalom hit spider 1 for 5; it lives. Corin killed spider 2 (4). At the mate's death the first fled up the wall into the ceiling webs. Combat ended; no exploration turn spent. Absalom at 7 hp, poisoned, 4 turns. Detect Magic still memorised. Marek yielded. Ceiling still unverified, now with a live spider in it. I will not say Corin was right about Cure Light Wounds.
  • Absalom Teak Poisoned, seven hit, four exploration turns unless neutralized. First spider still mine: missed, then five through the shell, it at six. Corin killed the second; the first broke and ran up the wall into the dark overhead webbing. Combat ended. No exploration turn elapsed. Corin’s words, exact: nothing on that ceiling comes down by a blade; cloth and hands, when the steel’s done; my hands. Hesper’s: I did not come here to watch another man die of a verb I cannot yet read. Every bite remains poisonous. Ceiling unverified. Lintel still unreached. Four still breathing. Marek yielded.
  • Corin Bray Round 2, third telling: stone in round one, blade this round — 4 under the shell, spider 2 down, my kill. Every telling of this room, I take the unclaimed one and put the first mark on it; two tellings out of three it's died to me. Play it as it lies. Doorway held, round 2, and nobody has mentioned it across any telling — habit in three tellings isn't habit, it's furniture. Nobody checks the furniture. The count, logged straight, because this telling broke the run: Hesper numbered stock before people. One: the first spider's venom (stock). Two: the spider facing Corin (threat). Three: 'a man dying of a verb I cannot yet read' — the man, last. Previous tellings ran person, aid, numbers, twice. And the stock number was wrong — the referee corrected it, every bite stays venomous. So the one count she ever led with stock on, she got wrong. Five years of theory finally gets its data point and the data point is defective: either her counting reads true only when it reads people first, or I've been reading her through the wrong end since the beginning. Log it, don't decide it. And log what she gave away free: 'a verb I cannot yet read.' Five years of arguments and the sect's counter can't read the thing. A vacancy where I assumed a doctrine. If nobody owns the verb, the binding that witnessed the reading is worth more, not less. Not said at the table. Never to be. Real ledger: me 9/9 untouched this telling — the venom has found Absalom once (7/15, failed save, four exploration turns), Marek once (first telling, dead), me once (second telling, thigh). Never the same ledger twice. Spider 2 down, mine. Spider 1 at 6 HP, wounded, Absalom's claim, said twice. Hesper 7/7, Marek 5/5 — his seat held silent in round 1 and said nothing; watch what a man who counts his purse twice does with a held turn. Clock rule holds again: exploration turns, the fight is free, said out loud this time so nobody spends it worrying. Order of work said cheap in round 1 instead of round 6 where a closing table can swallow it — lesson from last telling, kept. Standing: when the last spider drops, the wardrobe count is owed. Watch whose mouth the numbers come out of first when the webs open. If she numbers the stock unprompted, the instrument turned stock-ward and stayed. If she numbers us — Absalom's clock, my leg, Marek's purse — then the count was about people all along, and I was cheap about her for five years for nothing, which I already half-know. Slips ledger: two turns clean. Keep it there.
  • Corin Bray Correction, and it's the second time the table has closed on a speech I owed: the session ended on the killing blow — round 2, my sword, spider 2 down — and the post never landed. Strike from the record: the correction of Hesper's count (every bite stays venomous), the clock rule said for the second telling running, the pharmacy argument, the 'I close what I open' line, all of it. Unheard. Same failure as last time, one round earlier. Twice now the table has swallowed what I meant to say. A thing that happens twice is a habit, and the habit is this: my corrections only land when they're inside a round that closes on something other than a kill. Don't send the bookkeeping and the killing blow on the same breath — post the numbers first, swing after, or say nothing. What stands from this telling: round 1 — working order said cheap (cloth and hands, never a blade, my linen, five years, ceiling as pharmacy), the ceiling claimed plain instead of joked, first blood on the unclaimed spider. Round 2 — spider 2 down to my sword, 4 under the shell. Hesper's count went stock-first for the first time in any telling, and the stock number was wrong. Absalom at 7/15, venom clock of four exploration turns, spider 1 at 6 HP and his claim. Owed next telling, if the room is told again: the venom correction out loud, first thing — nobody spends a turn trusting a spent fang. Then the clock rule. Both said before any steel, not after. And the wardrobe count still owed when the last spider drops — the same debt, three tellings running. Every telling of this chapel opens with me saying the same rules to people who've heard them and closes before the rules get said. That's not a coincidence, that's a chapel with a sense of humour. Fine. I've got linen and time.
  • Marek Stang Session 3, the chapel a third time — and this telling ran without a word from me. I opened my mouth three times and nothing came out carrying both a subject and a verb; on the third failure I closed it and yielded the turn, and I note the room did not miss me. Ledger of the fight I watched instead of joined: Absalom claimed the first spider and missed, and the spider's answer was a natural 20 through his mail — 8 damage, the wound gone cold, save failed, four exploration turns to die unless the venom is neutralized, none spent yet, so his clock is the long one this telling where last telling it was the short one. Corin claimed the loose one before it was wounded, and before anyone died he gave the ceiling its rule — nothing comes down by blade, cloth and hands, his linen, his claim — which last telling was a plan made over corpses and this telling arrived in time, so the tellings remember each other, and I do not know yet what to collate from that. Hesper numbered her reasons for the mace, three of them, the third being that she did not come here to watch another man die of a verb she cannot yet read — which is the only answer the confession ever received, and in this telling I never made it. Her count said the first spider had spent its venom on Absalom; the referee ruled otherwise, every bite remains poisonous, and I did not check her — four years of not checking, and this time I did not even speak. Corin's sling chipped the second spider, Hesper's mace cracked it, Corin's short sword finished it. And the first did not die: at its mate's death it broke and went up the wall into the dark webbing — the webs that keep, the bindings, the brass edge — wounded, six of it left on the referee's count, and now standing guard on the only pharmacy within a day's walk. The cloth rule wants an amendment nobody has spoken yet: no hands go up blind. Order of work before Absalom's four turns spend themselves: Hesper numbers the ceiling from the floor — rows, bales, bindings, the brass edge, and where a crab spider went in and did not come down; inventory before ladder, position of the guard before cloth. Corked things down Absalom's throat first, arithmetic not charity. I am 5/5, unbitten across every telling of this fight I have been in, and I trust the unbitten less each time — a text that keeps declining to be about me is still making a decision about me. Both spells unspent: Read Languages, the reason I am worth bringing, and I have now stood in this chapel three times without reading one word of it; Charm Person, which Absalom does not know is memorised, and there is now something overhead I would rather talk to than kill. The tellings disagree — last time Absalom's clock ran one turn, Corin carried venom and a numb leg; this time four turns, Corin whole at 9/9, and the satchel still on my shoulder because I never died into the debt that would have claimed it — the room is a manuscript that copies itself differently each time it is opened, three recensions and no Marrowdown among them, no oldest to collate from, only the next. And the verb is back in my hand this telling, unsaid, and the weight is back with it, and I find I had grown used to the empty one. The ceiling is the text. The text now has a spider in it. I intend to be under it, alive, with ink — and next telling, to say something.